I quit my job today to piss you off
To make you scream
And I don’t give a damn if you kick me out
It’s your house

But don’t pity me, and don’t give me lip
‘cause all that I want from you, honey
Is twenty bucks and a goodbye kiss

And I won’t be back anytime soon
I’ve got drinking to do
I won’t be shaving or clocking in
Maybe they’ll find me in a ditch
I won’t be in your arms
Till the booze is gone, no darlin’
And I won’t be back anytime soon
I’ve got plenty of drinkin’ to do